1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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