is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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