how hairy? two words: wookie tits
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
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