i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
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