my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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