You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
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