What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
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Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
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I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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