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Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
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