...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
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A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
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It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
hi, I love you... and I'm sorry your floor is covered in popcorn, your cabinet is broken, all your alcohol is gone, you're 80 dollars poorer, everything in your bedside table is soaked in beer, austin slept in your bed in those disgusting underwear, I made out with your toilet seat, and for talking to your mom with a four loko in my hand
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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