They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
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Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
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Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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