His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
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Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
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Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
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