we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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