ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
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Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
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Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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