u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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