do herpes really smell.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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