Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
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