Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
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I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
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I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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