the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
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Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
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I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
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