She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
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I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
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I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life