Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
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I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
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My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.