I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
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she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
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please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
I use my feet as sexual weapons
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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