Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
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