we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
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Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
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It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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