David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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