Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
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