You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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