we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
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