Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
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