have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
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i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
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NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
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