life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
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you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
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You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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