U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
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