you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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