The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
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I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
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They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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