i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
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And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
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He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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