yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
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I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
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Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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