Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
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i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
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I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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