All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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