I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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