Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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