I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
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i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
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Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
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