it's too hot outside to masturbate.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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