I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
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Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
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He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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