wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
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