there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
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i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
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There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
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