i want to fuck
?
it's pretty self explanatory
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
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handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
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Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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