Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
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I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
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Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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