I never want to see another naked old woman again.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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