I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
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WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
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I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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