vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
This is classic penis vs brain.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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