...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
honey bunches of taint.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
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afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
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Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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