Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
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we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
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It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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