I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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