Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
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